You Got a Lot of Damn Gall

As Arlo Guthrie said to the sergeant at the draft board in New York City. Me, I’m saying it to Microsoft. My Word program just accused me of a comma fault. I will listen to Microsoft’s advice on English usage just as soon as they stop recognizing ‘miniscule’ as a word. It isn’t ‘mini-‘ anything, I say through clenched teeth; ‘minus’ is Latin for ‘less.’

I’m not stuck in the 1590s or the 1950s. For example, I think ‘minimart’ is a perfectly cromulent word.