Somehow I never realized that Carly Simon’s greatest hits are 40 minutes of unrelentingly cynical disappointment about love and long-term romance. I love it. One reason I hadn’t listened much was the ketchup commercial, and another was her being married to James Taylor. ‘The Berkshires seemed dreamlike on account of that frostin’ is not an honest description of driving in bad weather. That probably wasn’t fair to hold against her, and they are long divorced, so there’s nothing holding me back. In That’s the Way I’ve Always Heard It Should Be, she says of older married people: Their children hate them, they hate each other, they hate themselves. ‘Silent rooms, tearful nights, angry dawn’—that’s poetry. In The Right Thing to Do, so long as you stay, loving you is right. In Mockingbird, all the gifts to express love might fail. In Legend in Your Own Time, her lover started early by disappointing his mama. In I Haven’t Got Time for the Pain, she lays in on so thick I think she’s trying to kid herself: ‘Open up and drink in the white light pouring down from heaven.’ In Anticipation, these are the good old days for the simple reason that it’s all downhill from here. In (We Have) No Secrets, Simon agrees with Bob Seger: Wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then.
In I Am a Rock, Paul Simon urges us to avoid entanglements. Carly Simon sounds more like Muhammad Ali looking back at long career of engagement.